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Long arm of the Law

Detroit's joke of a Mayor, Kwame Kilpatrick, is finally feeling some heat for his obviously shady reign over that blighted city. His hilarious text-message sex scandal was even featured on the front page of BBC News, which is of course where I discovered it.

Oh, and yes. That is indeed the mayor of Detroit, pictured. 'Nuff said?

I guess it's official.

Finally, something funny on this Todd-forsaken blog.



And it's from The Simpsons, no less. Double shocker.

Soccer Friends vs. Soccer Merchandise

I've acquired a few buddies to watch soccer with on the weekends, and their names are Amber, William, and Luc. Old, old friends who finally decided to see what gets me out of bed at 6 a.m. on a Saturday. They seem interested in the game, but not enough so that they're impressed by my incredible new Liverpool-edition Sambas!