I was smoother.

Lolz, check out this douche. He tried to hit on this girl that I used to stalk, and she posted their correspondence as a bulletin, because it's a total classic.

Jovan: interesting profile you have there, not to mention captivating pics!

Erin: you've sent this message to me before...multiple times.

Jovan: hmm, evidently you didn't have the brains or taste enough to respond before. What else would one expect from someone dumb enough to admire some chimp like Barack Obama.

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Please keep the blatant racism in mind as you check out his profile. Feel free to send him fun messages. Especially if you're black.