Detroit: A dead body, found frozen in ice in the flooded basement of an abandoned building, is ignored to play a game of hockey. Nowhere else. Nowhere else in the world would this fucking happen.

Lighthouses v. Tidal Waves

Bruce in the Tree.

Bruce in the Tree.
Originally uploaded by todd.burbo.

From Christmas, obviously, but we didn't have a functioning computer then. We had a functioning Christmas tree, and a [barely] functioning cat.

Training at Wendy's... in the 80's.

Seriously.